Newbie Club-Goers Need To Learn “The Rules”

 

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Well, the more people try 2 play me like I’m some sucker DJ, the more I enjoy leavin’ they ass with the dick look afterwards!!!! Look here kids, just because U made 21 and U can finally get into the Hookah don’t give U “bug the DJ” liberties!!! The shit that bugs me the most is when I’m in the mix, and muhfuggas wavin’ and yellin’ tryin’ 2 get my attention. NEWSFLASH:I HEAR U!!!! I’M FUCKIN BUSY AT THE MOMENT, SO WAIT 2 TELL ME U GOTTA HEAR “Insert Hot Song Here”(especially when U KNOW it’s gonna get played) UNTIL I GIVE YO ASS EYE CONTACT AND ASK U WHATS UP!!!!

Just Because I don’t shout my name every song don’t mean U shouldn’t know who the fuck I am.Ask ya big brother,big sister, aunt or uncle ‘bout my WHOLE team,and unless they live under a fuckin’rock, they heard ‘bout that almighty PSYCHOWARD!!!

The line ain’t round the corner 4 nothin’!!!

Yo late ass there because somebody told U the Hookah be goin down!! Well GUESS WHY?? That’s right genius, because the DJ is goin hard in the paint!!!!!I said the price went up last year, people payin the price now, and they still feel that they got a steal after the event.In short, RECOGfuckinNIZE this man right chea!!! Nobody does what I do in this bitch, which is break the newest, freshest music out no matter WHAT style U prefer PERIOD!!!!! All my regulars, hit me up with requests all U like,‘cause U been there from the jump and I give thanks. New regulars, good 2 have U on Team Cuttin. Those who try 2 hate, keep the hate comin’!!!!I got plenty of “Free Dick Look” cards 4 U bastards!!!!

P.S. From now on, REQUESTS ARE PLAYED WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE HEARIN YOUR SONG!!!!!!!!!! unle$$…LMFAO!!!!