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You Win:Go Ahead And Dance Like Your Sister

July 24, 2011 \ DJ E.F. Cuttin \ Blog \ 1 Comment
 

I can man up and admit when I lost a battle, war, whatever you wanna call it. Today I am officially ending my War On Girly-Dancing Males. I started this war back in 2007 when I saw throngs of males imitating the girls in the club and calling it the “Dougie”, supposedly an homage to Doug E. Fresh, but Doug wouldn’t be caught dead doing those moves (LMFAO)!!

After the Dougie came a dance that TOLD you in the name and title of the song that it was marketed to the ladies, Halle Berry. Still, gangs of supposedly “real” men were prancing around holding air mirrors and applying makeup to Hurricane Chris and SuperStar’s catchy tune. I even took to the social networks imploring women to point and laugh at guys who they see doing this, unless they were gay,which in that case just let them do them. That fell upon deaf ears, and the trend rolled on.

Now we have the latest trend, men in the “wobble” line. Rapper VIC made the song Wobble a few years ago telling the ladies to “wobble baby wobble baby”, which apparently reached the ears of “real” men who want to wobble as well. The song calls out its target when it says “All The Girls On The Floor…”, but the fellas rush the floor as well to go and “wobble wobble baby wobble baby”,etc. and that was the moment I realized that I’m fighting a pointless war that I will never win.

So I just wanna apologize to all the “real” men I have offended in the past with my yelling “DANCE LIKE A MAN!!!” or “NO DUDES ALLOWED IN THE WOBBLE LINE!!!!” or “REAL MEN DON’T WOBBLE!!!” etc.etc.etc. You should be allowed to dance as girly as you like without being judged, which I have done without considering your feelings, and for that I humbly apologize.

So feel free to prance, sashay, and act as feminine as you like on the dance floor, just don’t get mad when “Twan” approaches you to get your number instead of Tonya, I’m just sayin’…

 

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One Response to “You Win:Go Ahead And Dance Like Your Sister”

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    Mako Nicole says: on July 24, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    This is great!! Lmfao.. Soooo true!!

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